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Ναι, αποσιωπητικά! Τι σόι γυναίκα θα ήμουν χωρίς αποσιωπητικά??

Πέμπτη, 8 Σεπτεμβρίου 2011

Failblog. Fuck my life. Πρέπει να τα γνωρίσετε.

Που λέτε, εκεί που περιδιάβαινα στα σάιτ, ανακάλυψα 2 απο τα καλύτερα, τα πιο αστεία σαιτ που έχω δει. Έπρεπε να σας τα μάθω!


failblog:




abortion. it really brings out the kid in you










Κανάλι 4Ε αν δεν πιστεύετε στον ευνουχισμό της εκκλησίας. 


























Ναι, ε?






























fuck my life
http://www.fmylife.com/tops/favorite








~Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." Fuck My Life.






~Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." Fuck My Life.






~Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML




~Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML


τα τα τα ταααα, τα τα ταααα...






~Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet.How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML


two morons, one cup






~Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
αυτό πάει για ξεχωριστό ποστ (όταν βρω την ηχογράφηση)!






~Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML


...   ουάου.




~Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML


Κι εμένα μ'αρέσει!






ΒΡΗΚΑ ΠΩΣ ΓΙΝΟΝΤΑΙ ΟΙ ΕΓΚΛΗΜΑΤΙΕΣ!
~Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML






~Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan".My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML






~Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML


είχα και οπτικό μέσο γι αυτο αλλά έλα που είστε παρθενομαρίες.








~Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML


Αυτη είναι απ'το Τεξας.






~Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML










~Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML


αρκεί να 'χετε καλή σχέση.






~Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML


αυτό το χουμε ζήσει πολλοί. Απο ανύπαντρες γυναίκες. Περασμένων των 35 Μαϊων.





~Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML



κάτι πρέπει να κάνεις λάθος, δεν μπορει!






~Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML


τουλάχιστον χάρηκες πήδημα!!! Ε???








~Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML


άξια τηλεθεάτρια του 4Ε!!! Πάει πακέτο με:






~Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML






ΤΟ ΓΑΜΑΤΟ:






εεεε φταις! Δε φταις??? Φταιαις!!



ΤΟ ΑΓΑΠΗΜΕΝΟ ΜΟΥ:

AΓΟΟΟΡΙ ΜΟΥ!!











3ο ΒΡΑΒΕΙΟ
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML






2ο ΒΡΑΒΕΙΟ
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. Shes on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML










1Ο ΒΡΑΒΕΙΟ
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

6 σχόλια:

  1. χαχαχαχαχαχ

    άψογο....

    αλλά μερικά είναι για αυτοκτονία...
    (τι μερικά, τα περισσότερα δηλαδή...):p

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  2. Τρελαίνομαι για κάτι τέτοια! Έχουμε και την ελληνική version του failbook και είναι αυτό εδώ:http://www.socialfail.gr/
    Μεγάλη καφρίλα, νομίζω θα σου αρέσει.

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  3. επισης θα το ξερεις αλλα δε γαμιεται....lamebook.com

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  4. Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

    Τώρα ο Τσιομήτας δεν φαίνεται και τόσο κακός, ε;
    (αστειάκι)

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    1. Εχεις δικιο, και αυτο που καταλαβαινω ειναι οτι εχω κανει καφριλα με την εκθεση αυτου του ατομου. Θα το διορθωσω αμεσα. Οσοι τον μαθατε, τον μαθατε!

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